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jonlipnicky's Journal

Created on 2000-12-26 17:34:31 (#36694), last updated 2003-07-03

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Name:jonathon lipnicky
Birthdate:10-22
Location:Hollywood, California, United States
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I AM A CASH MONEY MILLIONAIRE. I AM 9 YEARS OLD AND I CAN BUY YOUR MOTHER AND USE HER AS MY SEMEN RECEPTACLE, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS, DO YOU HEAR ME?

I HAVE HUNDREDS OF THUGS ON SALARY. I DO MORE BLOW THAN TONY MONTANA. I OWN YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU THINK. I OWN JESUS CHRIST, THE RIGHTS, ROYALITES AND SEQUELS.

YOU THINK YOU CAN TOUCH THIS SHIT, TOUGH GUY? I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

(just in case anyone is operating under the wrong presumption, this is clearly not meant to be an actual representation of the young actor known as jonathon lipnicki, nor is it meant to ridicule, criticize, or represent him in any way. if anything, it is an excercise in absurdity and a satire of a fame in 21st century america from one perspective.)
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